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From: sr-users [mailto:sr-users@kamailio.org]
Sent: Tuesday, May 16, 2017 2:49 AM
To: pokerino76@libero.it
Subject: Are you kidding?

"Planets?" I squint my eyes and frown. "Who are you?"

"I am Prince Eri. You have proven an excellent tactician and master manipulator of public perception." The (wo)man? looked at me with what I could only describe as hunger. Still rather confused I ask the only thing I could.

"How do you figure that? I work a dead end job looking after two kids that aren't even mine." I scoff off what they said.

"Simple. Remember when three months ago you received an email for a game in beta testing?" Wait, the game where I had to enact policies of keeping the public opinion of my army positive whilst simultaneously attempting to take over the known universe.

"Wait don't tell me...."

"Yes, it was real. Did you not think it odd how you were only able to take over two planets in three months? You were silently giving us our orders." The alien smiles? I don't know.

"Why?" A sinking feeling enters the pit of his stomach.

"Boredom mostly, we were mostly tired of steam rolling every planet we saw. So I devised the limitation of following some random person from Earth's orders. Surprisingly, the galactic opinion of us improved. We relied less and less on genocide. They now view us as a benevolent empire seeking to spread freedom and liberty. Thank you for that." I stood there dumbstruck. This isn't real, this is a dream.

"Either join us and gain riches your entire world could never conceive of, or when we inevitably come after this planet, watch it all burn down."

The choice already made for me I accept. But if what they say about me is true, then I will teach them something that never occurred to their alien minds.

Humanity.

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